Gopal Sathe (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} gopal_sathe) wrote,@ 2006-01-03 13:27:00 |
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The Worst Kiss
I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and he mentioned that he found the idea of a woman with her tongue pierced, hot. He was really interested in what it would be like to kiss a woman with a tongue stud, and he felt it'd really enhance the experience. Personally though, I can't say I'm completely happy about the idea of a tongue stud.
The possibilities for disaster in a situation like that are really endless... I mean, imagine if something got stuck! Don't ask me how, or what, or where! Something, anything, anywhere, anyhow would be bad enough!
Thinking about that conversation though, got me thinking about all the things that can go wrong when you're kissing a girl. The really sad thing is, some of these things have actually happened to me. No, I'm not saying which ones. Or who with. So there.
The most common experience of course, is the onion kiss. Seriously, think about what you guys have been eating. There's nothing weirder than tasting a meal second hand. Don't get me wrong, but it just leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
Almost as bad is the colgate kiss. Becoming paranoid about bad breath is not a good thing either. The taste of toothpaste is nice only when you're brushing your teeth. The taste of shaving cream incidentally, is not nice, especially when you're brushing your teeth. Don't ask. Wasn't wearing my glasses, the tubes were next to each other, bad things happened, life goes on.
Bad things can also happen with bubblegum. Now this might seem like a very obvious thing, but some people are really stupid, and need this to be pointed out to them. The feeling of a hard chewed piece of gum getting into your mouth from someone else's... Eww. The less said the better.
These are some of the more obvious and more avoidable things. One of the worst things though, can be her reaction. Laughter, for example, is not reassuring. This really happened to a friend. He was kissing this girl, and things were going fine, and suddenly she burst into giggles... Giggles. Laughter is bad, but giggles?
Another thing that is really bad though, is the burp. Try and think about this one. It's so gross it's riveting. It's like you don't dare turn away because you just don't know what's coming next.
So this guy, he was making out with his girlfriend. After having taken her to dinner. An authentic, genuine, Bengali dinner. Fish, mustard, garlic, nice dose of all three. And then, suddenly, without any warning whatsoever, rising from the depths like an iceberg made of half digested food rushing up to break the surface, there came, the burp.
Hmm... Maybe a tongue stud isn't the worst possible thing. Still, the idea is a bit creepy for me.
I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and he mentioned that he found the idea of a woman with her tongue pierced, hot. He was really interested in what it would be like to kiss a woman with a tongue stud, and he felt it'd really enhance the experience. Personally though, I can't say I'm completely happy about the idea of a tongue stud.
The possibilities for disaster in a situation like that are really endless... I mean, imagine if something got stuck! Don't ask me how, or what, or where! Something, anything, anywhere, anyhow would be bad enough!
Thinking about that conversation though, got me thinking about all the things that can go wrong when you're kissing a girl. The really sad thing is, some of these things have actually happened to me. No, I'm not saying which ones. Or who with. So there.
The most common experience of course, is the onion kiss. Seriously, think about what you guys have been eating. There's nothing weirder than tasting a meal second hand. Don't get me wrong, but it just leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
Almost as bad is the colgate kiss. Becoming paranoid about bad breath is not a good thing either. The taste of toothpaste is nice only when you're brushing your teeth. The taste of shaving cream incidentally, is not nice, especially when you're brushing your teeth. Don't ask. Wasn't wearing my glasses, the tubes were next to each other, bad things happened, life goes on.
Bad things can also happen with bubblegum. Now this might seem like a very obvious thing, but some people are really stupid, and need this to be pointed out to them. The feeling of a hard chewed piece of gum getting into your mouth from someone else's... Eww. The less said the better.
These are some of the more obvious and more avoidable things. One of the worst things though, can be her reaction. Laughter, for example, is not reassuring. This really happened to a friend. He was kissing this girl, and things were going fine, and suddenly she burst into giggles... Giggles. Laughter is bad, but giggles?
Another thing that is really bad though, is the burp. Try and think about this one. It's so gross it's riveting. It's like you don't dare turn away because you just don't know what's coming next.
So this guy, he was making out with his girlfriend. After having taken her to dinner. An authentic, genuine, Bengali dinner. Fish, mustard, garlic, nice dose of all three. And then, suddenly, without any warning whatsoever, rising from the depths like an iceberg made of half digested food rushing up to break the surface, there came, the burp.
Hmm... Maybe a tongue stud isn't the worst possible thing. Still, the idea is a bit creepy for me.
